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The former Prime Minister, Mr Wentworth Lane, was defeated in the recent elections. He is now retiring from political life and has gone abroad. My friend, Crawley, has always been a fantical opponent of Mr Lane’s Radical Progressive Party. After the elections, Crawley went to the former Prime Minister’s house. When he asked if Mr Lane lived there, the policeman on duty told him that since his defeat, the ex-Prime Minister had gone abroad. On the following day, Crawley went to the house again. The same policeman was just waliking slowly past the entrance, when Crawley asked the same question. Though a little suspicious this time, the policeman gave him the same answer. The day after, Crawley went to the house once more and asked exactly the same question. This time, the policeman lost his temper. ‘I told to you yesterday and the day before yesterday,’ he shouted, ‘Mr Lane was defeated in the elections. He has retired from the political life and gone to live abroad!’

‘I know,’ answered Crawley, ‘but I love to hear you say it!’

(By: L.G. Alexander)

The whole village soon learnt that a large sum of money had been lost. Sam Benton, the local butcher, had lost his wallet while taking his savings to the post office. Sam was sure that the wallet must have been found by one of the villagers, but it was not returned to him. Three months passed, and then one morning, Sam found his wallet outside his front door. It had been wrapped up in newspaper and it contained half the money he had lost, together with a note which said: ‘A thief, yes, but only 50 per cent a thief!’ Two months later, some more money was sent to Sam with another note: ‘Only 25 per cent a thief now!’ In time, all Sam’s money was paid back in this way. The last note said: ‘I am 100 per cent honest now!’

(By: L.G Alexander)


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